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Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 805 notes

Is this made from real lemons?

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Video Post Fri, Apr. 18, 2014 10,255 notes

intoasylum:

This. All the awards for Penelope. Here’s a fairy tale about a girl cursed at birth with a huge flaw in her genetics: the nose of a pig. Forced to grow up hidden away in her home, with a mother who scared her from ever entering the outside world, in fear of people cringing at her face and ridiculing her. She spends her whole life being told by her family that the only way to break the curse is to marry a man, for only another’s acceptance of her face would break the spell. But in the end, she runs away from her wedding, realizing that she doesn’t want to enter a loveless marriage just to break a curse she was born with. She doesn’t need a man to cure her, because she’s perfectly fine exactly the way she is. She finally accepts herself and loves herself for who she is, flaws and all. And that, my friends, is how the curse gets broken. Not by a man, not by true love. But by loving and accepting herself. Ugh, absolute perfection.






Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 401,973 notes

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

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Link Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 4,312 notes

The 40 Greatest Dog GIFs Of All Time

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Video Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 22,490 notes

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Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 35,100 notes

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

robin-without-a-cause:

spoken-not-written:

padaleckifarts:

continuants:

mcr:

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

welcome to the black parade, mom.

fake your death, mum

mama mum

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison, Mom.

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Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 180,214 notes

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

(via jennkem)




Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 108,287 notes

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

pink-guavs:

I see u around school sometimes. I SEE U AROUND SCHOOL SOMETIMES

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Text Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 125,357 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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Photo Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 245,112 notes

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

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Video Post Thu, Apr. 17, 2014 32 notes

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